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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

katara:

you might be a tumblr 9 but you a real life 4.5 

thechamberofsecrets:

I DONT CARE IF HARRY IS GREASY I LOVE HIM

lukasiaktilts:

positivedancemoms:

littlezieglers:

SO if Chloe isn’t on the top of the pyramid I’m going to die because she was the only person who actually won anything overall (other than the other group’s group dance but you know) so there is literally no reason for anyone but her to be on top

Abby will find a way to put maddie on the top. She always does…

"maddie, you was looking real cute at competition. your hair was on point girl another fabulous week for you"

perftag:

u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

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